road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
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