Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
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Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
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Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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