If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
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im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
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Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
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