Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
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