We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
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This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
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Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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