Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
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