It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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