so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Dude my date hates me, Im on a rooftop full of Turkish people, and Ricky Martin is blasting on the radio. I was wrong earlier when I said I have my shit together
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
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I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
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Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
This can only be settled by a dance off.
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