if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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