There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
Randomize
