Grow some girl-balls and come out already
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
ok first of all what the fuck
Randomize
