My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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