yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
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On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
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We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
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