Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
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You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
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Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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