I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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