so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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