Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
