Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
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It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
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You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
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