I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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