best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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