i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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