can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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