I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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