The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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