I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
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i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
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What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
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