Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
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