We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
