It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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