So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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