i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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