Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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