his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Randomize
