You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
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What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
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It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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