Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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