New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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