Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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