Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
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Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
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He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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