Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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