Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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