What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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