Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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