I want to walk on stilts...naked
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
smell my finger.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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