Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
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