I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
My dad is sitting where you rode me
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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