For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
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WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
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he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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