My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
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i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
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I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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