Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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