i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
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I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
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These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
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