He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
I think my vagina is haunted
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
I'm just crazy horny about you
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
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