check it out our google latitudes are spooning
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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