I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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