She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
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i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
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Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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