You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
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I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
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At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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