I think scott just propositioned me for sex
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I have aggressive nipples.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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