your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
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i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
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Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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