we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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