You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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